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Grindr Extended Profile!

As Grindr only allows 255 characters in your profile, it’s my plan to extended my Grindr profile here.

Even though it’s pretty obvious that Grindr is a hookup app, some are using it for other reasons.

NFPNC means No Face Pic No Chat. So if you message, I’m obviously going to read your profile. If you don’t have a pic, pics or have a blank or near blank profile, and am already chatting to another guy, I’m likely to focus on him. I won’t ask for pic(s) and the conversation will end there. Because of the adverts on Grindr and to my viewing of them to a minimum – I’ll focus on guys with profile content and pic(s) (you can send it privately if you want). But I won’t respond until you have sent a pic(s) and not expiring pic(s). If you send expiring pic(s), I won’t be interested.

I’ve discovered that Twitter doesn’t leave you much space to say much either. So on Twitter wanting to mention that I’m not a kink shamer so don’t feel you need to hide your kinks with me. But I’m not into women. Don’t feel embarrassed by whatever turns you on, unless of course, it turns you on to be humiliated to mention your kinks ๐Ÿ˜‰ in which case you should tell me them all ๐Ÿ˜‰ yes even that one, gosh you have a dirty mind! ๐Ÿ˜‰

Strange FAQ stuff:

  • No – I’m not a professional footballer – just have pics at footy stadiums, including in the media centres
  • No – I don’t dye my hair – I’m just not grey … yet

I’m into (clothing fetishes/kinks):

  • Footy kit and sportswear (especially Adidas) and trainers/sneakers (yes! Adidas again) sorry no Nikes
  • Jocks – I especially love pics with guys showing their hole while wearing a jock
  • Lycra and speedos

Types of guys I like:

  • Other gay or bi/str8 dudes
  • Regular guys
  • Chunky guys from a little puppy fat to super chub
  • Any size dicks (I like smaller guys too)
  • Guys into being ๐Ÿ” 
  • Maybe – slim to toned


Not looking for:

  • Glory holes – but dark bedrooms with porn playing in the background is good
  • Guys who wear make up or are excessively fem – but sub small dick guys, even calling their dick, a dicklet etc, maybe in an item of “sissy” clothing might be fine – send me a pic ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • Artificially plumped up lips
  • Over whitened teeth
  • Shaven eye brows and having them tattooed back
  • “Web cam” or “phone sex”

Really into:

  • Arse worship and ass play
  • Any size dick (including smaller)
  • Chunky guys with a nice big butt (I like big butts and I can not lie) to super chub guys
  • ๐Ÿ” Dicks or dicklets in chastity cages
  • Submissive guys who wear diapers/nappies (including for these three)
  • Humiliation
  • Kidnap scenes
  • ABDL scenes

Guys pics that really get me ๐Ÿคค

  • Butt shots showing your hole
  • Wearing a jock ( especially yellow ๐Ÿ˜‰ )
  • Big butts

If your a “side” and don’t want anything involving your hole

  • Snogging
  • Sniffing pits
  • Sniffing and sucking cock
  • Sniffing my socks
  • Sniffing or licking my trainers
  • Clothing kinks as above, prefer rubber over leather, like pups – would like to see your face if your in your pup mask, hood etc

I should mention that I can only “see” you on Grindr if your within my preferred age range (usually 21 to 45), have a face pic and are of a minimum weight. If your slim/skinny/toned, younger or have no pics, I won’t be able to “see” you. If you’re interested you’ll have send a message or ๐Ÿ”ฅ so I know you exist.

I don’t take blank profiles seriously – so please send a pic(s). If you really want to meet, send normal pics. If you don’t really want to meet and send expiring pics – but usually don’t open expiring pics or will quickly look but I won’t remember which profile matches a message with expiring pics – so am unlikely to meet.


So getting back to my Extended Grindr Profile

๐Ÿ“ – Manchester City Center

Tags: rough, ws, toys, kink, dirty, rubber, pig, roleplay, jock, friends.

If Grindr gave unlimited tags: kissing, bubblebutt, chastity, pup play, spanking and I’d also be looking for bear, chub, cub, cuddling.

Taken from another app: #abdl, #diapered247, #dirty, #piss, #rimming, #rimmingexpert, #rough, #sportsgear, #trainers, #ws

Extra tags: diaper, diapers, nappies, nappy, puppy fat twinks, ass to mouth (A2M)

Not into tags: women, findom, glory holes

So if your a pup (even better with a hood, chastity cage and tail plug) I’d be up for meeting you, if your very sub or not house trained, would be up for you being a diapered pup instead. If you have a tail, you will be expected to wag your tail when your feeling content.

I really enjoy rimming a guy, but if you don’t want to kiss after me rimming your hole, let me know in advance so I can kiss you first, I know twinks these days tend to call this scat if you don’t want to be kissed after. A2M is another firm favourite, but I keep meaning to buy a rim-seat but it is on the to do list.

I’ll think of more stuff in the coming days ….